Redwood City, California - Former Microsoft Vice President of their entertainment department, Peter Moore has been arrested for littering at 3PM after a hail of bullets and bystander casualties. Authorities believed the recent strong sales of the PS3 have driven him to the edge, buying up every Sony console he could get his hands on with his new EA paycheck, and promptly tossing them off the nearest bridge. It took 12 men in blue to contain the man’s Hulk like aggression as he repeatedly shouted the words “I have to finish the fight!” Officers only realized the man had been littering when enough PS3s were lodged into the dam below that biblical flooding caused a Halo 3 tournament & Zan Perrion seminar to be canceled. “We’ve held him over night and he’s already given himself a ‘Solid Snake’ tattoo,” explains Chief Razorchin. “All day he counted aloud the number of push-ups he did. He’s up to 35.” No word on when he’ll be released. The conjugal visits with a mysterious man dressed in a fan made Master Chief outfit have the guards demanding he be set free immediately.
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Roy Schildt is pissed off. Also known as “Mr. Awesome,” last year’s King of Kong documentary gave the world a look into the mind of this 53-year old Missile Command record holding video game veteran. Now the Minus World spelunks deeper into his grudges, triumphs and hopes in this exclusive interview.
agent b circa 1989, shunning scholastic accolades in favor of portable Tetris. I can’t remember exactly what a gig at the “Nintendo Ultra Power Tip Club” entailed but I can’t help but think it was the first step towards the World of Minus.
LOL because Wii is for kids, m i rite? Fuck this site, i’m going back to bed.
The lovable gang from last year’s hit game MySims is about to get a whole lot sexier. MyS&Ms: Flesh Kingdom, a ground-breaking collaboration between EA and eccentric filmmaker John Waters (made possible due to a good word from Steven Spielberg after his work with EA on the commercial dud Boom Blox), is set to nipple twist the competition and make Animal Crossing its bitch. MyS&Ms will proudly and unapologetically sully Nintendo’s focus on good clean gaming fun. The Create-a-Sim mode will provide myriad options for the discerning fetishist, allowing for a throbbingly huge variety of characters. Want to live out your wildest Pulp Fiction gimp fantasies? Always wished you could walk a mile in the stiletto heels of a dominatrix? Or perhaps you just want to make a cyber facsimile of that leather-clad biker guy from the Village People. MyS&Ms will let you do it, and more.
Since its conception, Sony has repeatedly proclaimed that the PS3 was not a video game console, but clearly a computer. While this was mostly seen as just another pick up line in their long series of baffling attempts to woo the industry through bad PR and scary haircuts, it was one that Sony held close to heart. It’s tough to launch a $600 plastic box without having to save face somehow, and in this instance the plan was to classify it as something it clearly wasn’t.
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Finally! Nintendo and Sega just jogged through the toxins of stark overpopulated protest to bring us the most deadly-to-inhale video game of our barely breathable summer. Depicting a much more accurate Beijing festival of treacherous athleticism, Mario & Sonic team up to most likely die in unison. Who will win first!?
So pump your fists and cheer for our species before we’re eradicated by smog and acid rain . Go Olympics!
We’re inside this thing!
Sup bitches? The Minus World is all up in that Playstation Official Magazine ass this month so hit the racks and grab a copy before we buy them all for ourselves. Inside you’ll find an interview with yours truly and some print love for our Grand Theft Auto IV Activity Book For Kids piece. Extra special shout outs and team-tastic high fivery to Rachel at POM UK for organizing this monumental event of the millennium. She’s the magazine’s “agenda editor” which is probably an awesome gig cuz it kind of sounds like “ancient Highlander.” So be sure to look for the July issue with that James Bond guy on the cover and then proceed to promptly purchase the shit out of it!
Miniboss relevance can be a tough afterlife. Just ask Mega Man’s Airman, an out of work fan-faced-fetishist robot who utilizes nothing but his wind powered mouth to bring the funds home to his family. After Dr. Wiley’s Penchant Plan runs out, the only thing left for an MM-List fauxlebrity is hustling a real 9-5. So what’s he been up to these days?
We caught Airman cooling down a bus full of financially empowered beer bottlin’ collegiates on a cross country road trip to obscured bankruptcy! Looks like he makes a nice window unit for you sweaty RV trippers out there. Cool those pits!
