About_Us
The -Minus World is an independent gaming blog. We are the completely unbiased game journalism source. No one, I mean no one can do it better. We’re basically the James Bond of video game blogs. Roger Moore when we’re lovin’. Sean Connery when we’re drinking. Those other guys claim to be unbiased, but we hit you with the raw truth where it hurts… in the the junk!
Welcome to the-minusworld.com!
You are here to witness the birth of a beautiful 13 pound 9 ounce pixilated little gaming web baby. Light your cigars!
The Minus World is your distinguished source for video game comedy. In an industry largely owned by fat, swarthy company execs that live in emerald towers and roll around and sweat in our hard earned game bucks, it’s nice to have a site where actual gamers can remind us all that this shit is supposed to be fun. Check in with us every day to laugh at the absurdity of this steamy wet world of video gaming. You know you want to.
About Jasper:
JOURNALISM, is my middle name by law. I legally changed it after a brief summer of being back on “the wagon”. UNBIASED is the name I will name my unborn son. Unless, he comes out black because I’m not black and my wife is not black and that would be weird. I’d be forced to name him “Wii Fit” because I definitely didn’t see that coming and I sure as hell wish I could push it back in.
About agent b:
agent b was left abandoned as a child inside of a Robotron 2084 cabinet where he learned to survive the harsh world of gaming from the inside out. Paranoid and dystopic from years of traveling like a hungry nomad from cabinet to cabinet, he mostly made his money from painting custom game marquee side art for bootleg Scandinavian pinball machines. And hooray, here he is now for your amusement. We hope it was worth it.
About B Miggs: I’ve been know to stay up for 40 hours collecting every butterfly in Animal Crossing until my eye bleed and I’m trying to score a bag off Tom Nook but he’s holdin’ out. By the hour 35 I’m screaming “Don’t none of yous Animals Cross ME! I will turn this game off without saving, don’t test me!” I was born on a cold December day. Some say the storm clouds parted and sun shone brightly a top of Mt. Hyrule from where I was discovered naked inside a koopa shell. The tales they did tell…
Additionally, expect updates from our Pakistani correspondent Sub Farooq, artwork from the legendary Gus, and regretfully, intrusive advertisements from our leading sponsor, Crystal Dreams Gaming Gifts For You. Enjoy!
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8 comments 
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03.7.2008 ,
at 1:09 pm
So where’s the part of your website that is funny? So far I’ve just seen some cheesy articles that look like you boys are trying WAAAY to hard. Anyway good luck and dont worry no matter how unfunny you are, there’s always someone out there who thinks you’re just great! Look at Paul Reiser’s career!
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03.7.2008 ,
at 1:54 pm
Hey pal! Thanks for visiting!Firstly, we’re really not trying that hard. I thought that was evident. Secondly, where’s your site? If we’re not doing something right, maybe you can fill our shoes and pick up the slack and handle this whole video game comedy site thing yourself. Go for the gold!
Lastly, I want to thank you for coming here and telling us how our balls taste. We can’t reach ourselves down there and we feel it’s in poor taste to ask the dozens of classy female denizens who have indulged in them exactly how our balls taste so on behalf of the minus world, i’d like to thank you personally for letting us know exactly how our balls taste. We’ll be switching flavors daily so please feel free to come back every day and tell us all exactly what the taste of our balls in your mouth reminds you of. Tell your friends!
P.S. - We totally agree with you on your vehement hatred for Paul Reiser! Phuck that guy!
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03.7.2008 ,
at 1:59 pm
Who the fuck is Paul Reiser? +2 -
03.7.2008 ,
at 2:38 pm
this is paul reiser wack comic who had a wacker sit com ” mad about you” whatta ass clown +2 -
03.7.2008 ,
at 7:46 pm
MIGGLES!!!!!!!!!! +2 -
03.11.2008 ,
at 8:18 pm
I would love to see profiles for two brilliant people on this site.WE WANT Sub-Standard and GUS!
The above guys are fantastic, not to take away from their amazing abilities… but Gus and Sub out did themselves on the punch-out article!
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04.2.2008 ,
at 8:29 pm
Well i just discovered this site, and its pretty good, Gus is of course amazing, and you guys are funny, but what made me happy is that you mentioned your own “regretfully intrusive advertisements” which i noticed right away and am glad you said it +1 -
05.6.2008 ,
at 1:18 pm
Like the guys above, I came here looking for info on Gus, his work on Punch Out article was just brilliant. Haven’t really saw the rest of the blog, but from what I glanced, you guys are in the right path. Good luck and congrats! +0
