EA, Headlines, balls in purse, jasper, sims
EA has just announced an all-new Xbox 360 exclusive for this winter, Sims Girlfriend! Pwned PS3! Pwned in the ass! Sims Girlfriend supposedly will include exciting new features like real time nail polish and makeup removal. EA also claims there will be a way to “sync up” with her time of the month. God, I pray it doesn’t sync up using the Live Vision Camera… Personally, I already have a girlfriend who leaves me broke andfeeling like crap. Kinda like every EA game I buy. This holiday season can’t come soon enough!![]()
























