Resident of the “Evil” Building Complains About Noise Pollution Late At Night

B Miggs on March 2nd, 2008

Lugoj, Romania.

We traveled to a remote part of Romania for this story to meet with Henric Stanislav who apparently has been having a hard time sleeping in his apartment due to frequent noise pollution. Stanislav, 68 one of the few residents of the “Evil” building has made frequent complaints to the management about freakish cries and a what he explains as a “downpour of bullet sound in ear like glass raining on face”. We met with Stanislav in front of his home to briefly interview him.

Hit the break for the interview and the picture we took of his room.

MW: How long have you lived in the Evil Building?

Stanislav: “I slave to beast men that live in underground test. Everyday fix wall, fix window, Henric do you have axe to borrow.”

MW: So about what time during the night do you hear these noises?

Stanislav: “Ears hurt and head throb from sleep lack. Slip in blood every morning on way to work at meat chopping shop.”

MW: What do you think is causing the noise?

Stanislav: “Local teens fight in ally during daytime. Make racket. I tell them knock it off. At night I see things like wolf and grizzly bear combined into one animal. Snake giants live next door.”

MW: Where do you think these strange animals are coming from?

Stanislav: “Front doors of building constant need fix. Dogs jump through windows Henric running out of glass to fix. If anyone read this who own glass making store please send Henric new window for making building apartment better.”

Wild claims and weird old dudes won’t erase the problems that face this eerie apartment building in Romania. Well we certainly didn’t get to the bottom of anything, which was probably due to the fact that we hired an interpreter that was as equally old and angry from a neighboring town and payed him with a box of cookies and a pair of Levi’s.