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Color Blind Man Can’t Figure Out Why His 360 Won’t Start

B Miggs on March 3rd, 2008

The notorious Red Ring Of Death has baffled unknowing Protanopia sufferer Alvred Barclay, keeping him from enjoying the 360’s healthy library of generic FPS games and frequent XBL problems like the rest of us. “I’m so angry I want to smash my red (editor’s note: it’s actually green) guitar on something!” gasped Barclay as he mistakenly expected a green shell to home in on his opponent in Mario Kart. “I tried to buy Valve’s new Half Life collection ‘The Orange Box’ but I couldn’t find it anywhere.” Alvred stood confused and hopeless as he stared up at his Italian flag (editor’s note: it’s actually Irish) for help and guidance. Our news team decided against informing him about his disability and getting his broken 360 some help and instead opted to run to the internet and publicly make fun of him.