Words, World Law, agent b

From “Somebody set us up the bomb” and “Jill sandwich” to Halo’s disgruntled motocross helmeted protagonist exclaiming “I need a weapon,” these writers need a few years off. Google up the fanfiction obsessed cultists that these poorly scripted video games spawned and you’ll realize that most “professional” writers are easily replaceable. A jobless, fanatical idiot with MS word can write better than any paid reviewer (that’s actually our site motto!) Just don’t let them do the promotional art or Joanna Dark is going to find herself in all types of crudely drawn hentai lolirape tentacle penetration scenes.









