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Satchelcusp, Iowa – Local boy Jeremy Pantiweathers has been spotted autographing all of his video games before lending them out, friends and neighbors say. His unsightly John Hancock has graced the surface of dozens of cartridges, reportedly diminishing their trade-in value and making them extremely ugly. Former friend Gilford Stork chimed in: “he does it because people always borrow games from him and then they say it’s their game but it’s his so he writes his name on them but I think he’s dumb also his name is dumb and nobody plays Nintendo anyway Sega has blast processings.” When reached for comment, Jeremy had nothing to say because he had just crawled back into his mother’s womb.

Editor’s note: If you know somebody who did this shit back in the day, feel free to drop their names here.


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  1. Gravatar Hawes School alumni

    After reading this i gotta put some people on blast from back in the day who wrote names on there NES games.

    Johnny Nelson,
    Jason Rolfe,
    Don Choi,
    James McRobbie,
    Alfred Velasco,
    &
    Gus and Sub
    ( sorry guys but to my recollection yall 2 were also name taggers on cartridges)

     
  2. Gravatar Jonathan Chocolate

    BOLLOX

    I did not…

    but my sisters did a few….

    i have a box of nameless NES cartridges to prove it!

    I think you may be confusing me with stones or lumox…. I must defend my honor.

     
  3. Gravatar Jonathan Chocolate

    oh and Jeremy Pantiweathers…

    LMAO

    priceless.

     
  4. Gravatar blazini

    I believe another friend of Hawes School did this as well: one Armen Hagopian. Better known as YARRRRMEN!!!

     
  5. Gravatar Dwayne

    A bunch of my NES carts have JJT across the back of them

     
  6. Gravatar cubansamurai

    I have to call out Yarmen as well… he felt the urge to tag gis computer games as well. I never kept one, until he started taggin’… then I had a mission.

     

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