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Nyko Commissioned To Build Cooling Factory Next To Xbox360 Factory

agent b on March 12th, 2008

Redmond, Washington - Citing massive overheating problems in their Xbox360 factory divisions, mostly bald billionaire computer technology corporation Microsoft has reached out to none other than Nyko for assistance. Nyko, known for their Intercooler360 (as well as their continuous quest to be pretty irrelevant to the video game industry) seemed almost girlishly giddy for the chance to work on such a big project. Our reporters failed to take note of any quotes or additional information, however, mostly because the headline and image ideas for the article seemed funny at the time but somewhere after that, the proverbial comedy well dried up, leaving us with this snarky little cop out of a closing statement.