Ask The Minus World, nintendo, princess, rule 34
Dearest Franklin,
We find you letter incredibly offensive. What is the deal with that hand writing of yours? It’s really quite poor. You should practice on some nice lined paper when you get a chance, it’s very helpful! Have you tried writing in cursive yet? You may find that the flow of the ink as your pen glides over the paper can be a relaxing and almost melodic compliment to your diction. Or if you simply aren’t cut out for the art of the written word, you can always pick up a nice type writer and get cracking on that sassy who-dunnit you’ve been kicking around in that witty head of yours for the last few years. A great place to be inspired is a nice local diner where the coffee pot stays on the table the whole time and the waitress has her hair in a bun. Just hammer away at those keys and make your dreams come true!
P.S. Your bed is wet because we took turns pissing on it, sucka!













