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The Call Of Duty series has gone from reenacting the past with its WWII inspired beginnings to the recent success of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, which brought the franchise to the high tech battles of today. The next logical step? War of the future, as predicted by the current rate that America is devouring itself. Officially confirmed by Activision, Call Of Duty 5: Future Warfare pits the player in the trenches of the soon-to-be franchise infested rubble of tomorrow…
PRESS RELEASE: After the world-destroying Wal-Mart Price Wars of 2009 , humans are left to fend for themselves after the President dies from a White Castle overdose and rednecks run the country. Assume the role of Jippy Lou Radburnz, a former John Deere regional salesman who lost his 147 family members in a trailer fire. Take your M4 Carbine out of the trunk of your Impala, drink a Rooster Booster and go kill somebody. Yes, that’s right, there are vehicles in the next Call Of Duty (but gas is absurdly fucking expensive.) Battle opponents in such varied locales as the Mall Of America, Texan Showdown Waterpark, American Idol Backlot, and Randingo’s Wild Buckshot Poultry Farm.
You’ll be playing against former avid players of the last Call Of Duty (since they’re the only Americans with any formal training who survived the explosion of the country’s biggest Taco vending machine.) One mission even hands you a high-powered sniper rifle named the Barrett 50cal and leaves you perched atop the ruins of a collapsed McDonald’s Playland preying on your target. Utilize the “coriolis effect” to take out the jaded and insane former CEO of Starbucks as he attempts to squeeze the last Latte drop out of his fallen establishment, now relegated to a single concession stand adjacent to your sniper reticle.
So fire up your anti-every other country gun, throw a steak on your wife’s ugly old grill and get ready to take on the future fuck ups of tomorrow. We’ll save you a spot in the front lines as long as the UAV is online.
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04.4.2008 ,
at 9:55 am
I heard a rumor it was originally going to be made by a totally different company. Apparently “not enough time” had gone by between the release of CoD 4 and CoD 5 (a minimum of 3 years is required between each).
According to sources the working title was originally “Tom Clancy’s Wet Dream”. Either way, I’m looking forward to getting my copy. -
04.4.2008 ,
at 10:30 am
This is waaaay better than new maps.
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05.5.2008 ,
at 12:49 am
fuck if call of duty 5 will be not about wwii than all americans are gays
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05.5.2008 ,
at 1:07 am
/\ astounding logic
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05.12.2008 ,
at 3:57 am
this is soooo shit!!!!!
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05.13.2008 ,
at 5:18 pm
Dude it looks so weird people in mcdonalds (bababababaaa im lovin it) also a little brief not important only fat people go there, roflol also if this would be the real thing ( ihope they could do better) in the so called american idol stage i hope u can shoot Simon Cowl muhuhahaha but not Paula or Randy dog cause there cooool
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05.13.2008 ,
at 5:22 pm
Guys also i got xbox live so if u want send me a friend request i can be annoying or cool (somtimes both lol) im very good im on my 7th prestige mode just send me a voice mail and ill probaly execpt it im on a lot every day. Also me and my friends are trin to get a clan tag goin on called “VAJJ” its kind of dumb but still plzzzzz do it
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05.13.2008 ,
at 5:23 pm
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05.21.2008 ,
at 1:04 pm
lies, the hole lot of it! It’s set in WWII.
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05.28.2008 ,
at 5:48 am
you guys must be seriously stupid if you beleve this hahahahahahaa
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05.29.2008 ,
at 12:20 pm
its going to be in world war 2 again
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05.31.2008 ,
at 5:05 pm
omg as if you believe all of this how sad btw im not american
lol
neway theyve already comfirmed that its coming out in 2010 its going to have veichles in it and its set as it says in future warfare but you are fighting against russia and china(the red star alliance) for the last drops of oil and nuke bombs its the period were riots run down citys are turned to rubble and stuff power blackouts the worst thing so any more wuestions about it because my uncle work for new company taking it over quite lucky arent i lol neway
gamertag is tregaz14 cya!!!!! -
06.1.2008 ,
at 6:05 am
hey those pics are done by photoshop thats not the real game. how ever call of duty 5 could be future warfare
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06.4.2008 ,
at 12:16 pm
its set in the pacific against the japanese during WWII and dat pic is an MOD u can c the SAS symbol bottom left
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06.5.2008 ,
at 11:10 am
cock its only damn map changed and the skin of person ……dum…look ate the botom left its the multiplay sign of cod4 :@
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06.6.2008 ,
at 3:04 pm
i seriously cannot believe that you all are buying the fony bullshit. Look at the clip of gameplay. The men are cropped from call of duty four onto a shitty background. Man u a thick as shit if you buy that
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06.8.2008 ,
at 8:22 am
idiots. it’s goint to be world war 2
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06.9.2008 ,
at 5:25 am
HAHAH, u knob
first of all, this is a load of shit by sum dumb idiots who has too much time
and second if its based in 2009, its technically not “futuristic” numnuts. -
06.9.2008 ,
at 11:36 am
it’s 2008. 2009 is in the future, you fucking idiot.
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06.10.2008 ,
at 11:50 am
Hey everybody its going to be ww2 it will be set near the pacific seas where you will be asked to fight the japanese and anyone who says its in the future are retarded mentaly and physically.
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06.11.2008 ,
at 7:28 am
BULLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT
CoD5: World At War will be set in world war 2
with your guys fighting the japanese -
06.14.2008 ,
at 9:34 pm
this is bullshit hey goofball and the clan isnt vajj is COD5 and this is so dam stupid 1st of all they cant advertise mcdonalds wal mart starbucks e.t.c i could be believe is future warfare and the guy in the picture seriously is he like one of the redneck guys there tryin to talk about just chek up on callofduty.com probaly find betr stuf there
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06.14.2008 ,
at 9:38 pm
every1 says is gona be WW2 all activision wants is money if call of duty 4 got so much money for putin it in modern warfare why the hell would they do WW2 but know one knows yet
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06.14.2008 ,
at 10:23 pm
hey do u guys no how to get supr powrs u have to get AIDS and do u know how to get sprm in a girls vagiba by sex i learned tht in healththen i was like ewwwwyy then i tried it and i didnt like it so i tried wit a guy and it didnt work out cus its like sticking a pencil into a pencil it doesnt work out
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06.14.2008 ,
at 10:30 pm
shut the fuck up
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06.15.2008 ,
at 11:32 pm
alright im not makin rumor or anythin but i went on gamespot.com and went to gh aerosmith and theres anew article that activsion blizzard and one other comapany are joining if u want to c 4 urself hers the URL
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06.15.2008 ,
at 11:41 pm
Alright its all the way confirmed is WW2 (fuuuukkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
URL 4 proof if u want
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox36.....es;title;1plus its called call of duty world at war.
one more thing all isnt bad there is stil perks leveling up and the most awesome thing is there are vehicles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea and the game will be more gory nasty stuf and co op campain
ok last thing…. call of dutys mostly come out in the holidays (winter christmas) so wit prior knowledge that might be wen is cumin out
so dont give up hope on WW2 still fun xbox live i bet it will stil be awesome -
06.15.2008 ,
at 11:49 pm
looks like no camo No golden guns!!!!!! no red dot sights shity sniprs no acog and one of all no noob tubes no c4 and most of all no dam claymores dam u WW2 (game could still be fun)
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06.17.2008 ,
at 2:29 am
this article was a bit too subtle for the readership you seem to have..
you might wanna lower the minimum brain requirements a bit, so that people don’t get too worked up.so yea, actually you might wanna do the opposite and take it up a notch. maybe that’ll help trim the lines of 13yr olds that hang around here.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 6:55 am
Yea sure, at first CoD5 will be in WW II setting, so it can’t possibly be Future Warfare.
Second it’s called Call Of Duty: World At War.
So I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, but stop making stupid things up, you just need the attention I guess
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06.17.2008 ,
at 2:18 pm
what it the point of this game if it ent a war! it’s just like bloody grand theft auto it’s gonna be crap
they should just stick to call of duty 4 until another *amazing* war breaks out! -
06.18.2008 ,
at 9:02 am
Its all lies the new one is going to be called Call of duty 5 : World at War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.....rld_at_War -
06.19.2008 ,
at 9:44 pm
THIS IS A HUGE MESSAGE TO ALL VEIWERS AT THIS SIGHT THE NEW CALL OF DUTY HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED THE GAME IS CALLED CALL OF DUTY WORLD AT WAR IT IS A WORLD WAR 2 GAME BUT ITS NEW INSTEAD OF KILLING GERMANS U NOW HAVE 2 PLAY AS AMERICAN AND ALIS AGINST JAPANESE. This gane has a lot more violence. I saw a review that in the beginin u are kinnapedand a japanese puts acigarate into ur teamates eye and cuts his head off not joking. SO FOR ALLU PEOPLE WHO THINKS THIS IS REAL ITS NOT. U CAN ALSO CHECK THE XBOX DASHBORD AND IT SHOWS A PRIEVEW COMING OUT ON THE 20TH OF JUNE!!!!!! Also if u want to join my clan it is wat ever i chose (usally different every time but a lot of good players are in this clan) that we change alot Iam now 9th prestige if any of u players that have xbox live send a message to me about this website or game review and ill besure to accecpt it. PS…. Walabe8 has som weird commets above but he is on my frends list and maybe he’ll accecpt it too Gamertag… Goofball924 (me) and Walabe8 he is on tenth prestige level 55 xbox live srry for any plaers who have ps3 ill be sure to send more commets right away if u have any questions 4 me or walabe
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06.19.2008 ,
at 9:50 pm
Yes! Please send more comments right away! I have questions?
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06.19.2008 ,
at 9:50 pm
I am pretty sure soon they will have newer updates on “Callofduty.com” they will probaly have more info on Call of Duty World at War. u can search it on ur internet it has a lot of results the best sight of the review for now is the one on wikapeida so i recomend u search that
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06.19.2008 ,
at 9:51 pm
steph tethers wats ur question
plz submit as soon as possible -
06.19.2008 ,
at 10:11 pm
Heres another commet i found more info on wikapedia and youtube.com i found out u can swim, there are many japaneze on tree tops for some reason hidin in forest sorry for spoilin some stuff uhh its just ike call of duty 4 rankings, levels , perks, gun equipment Also bullets canshoot through wood and check out some vids on youtube i found a lot from that
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06.19.2008 ,
at 10:25 pm
1) are there gonna be explode car in the gamez? mostly ones like u shot they blow yup when u kall them
2) what abouyt UAV is it gonna be online even tho they didnt have online back in vetnam?
3) whats the story like who wins at the end like can you get vetrams checks from govemnt funds or do u have to keep on wit the war inside you?
4) onluine co-oops y/n?
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06.20.2008 ,
at 8:04 am
This is a message to Steph Tethers 1. I dont think there will be any exploding cars but there will be vehicals that u can drive such as tanks and military vans. So manbe u can blow those things up
2. Idk about UAV i am pretty sure they wont have it cause of World war 2 and less technology
3. Story is about the Americans destroying the Axis of the Japanese army. There might be the Atomic bomb at the end.
4. Yes u can do online battles i heard online might be only 2 on 2 games or 4 on 4 instead of 6. Also u can swim and drive tanks some vehicals were brung back from the origonal cod games. And i heard THE CREATORS OF CALL OF DUTY 3 AND CALL OF DUTY 4 aKa Infinty ward ARE CREATING THIS so if u have more questions plz subbmit it and i will also have a lot more info on Call of Duty World at War -
06.20.2008 ,
at 6:43 pm
Hey stpeth is WW2 budy no UAVs this website is shit is just lie look it up on wikipedia gamespot its call of duty world at war get it straight i think call of duty wasnt ready to go in modern warfare so they will probaly put leveling up in it but maybe call of duty 6 will be future but really shouldnt think about COD6 yes and activision is teamin up wit blizzard yea if u send friend request to me on xbox which u guys wont but im on vacation so dont expet me on and goofball congrats on 9th prestige dought u get all golden b4 me so just remember its officialy CALL OF DUTY WORLD AT WAR
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06.20.2008 ,
at 6:45 pm
this call of duty will have more destructible enviorments and u can get a flamethrower plus this game will be life like for example i saw on wiki that a japanese sticks a cigarette in an allies eye then cuts his head off so its gona have the rated M feel 4 it
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06.20.2008 ,
at 6:52 pm
here is the URL its even xbox website its in WW2
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/comm.....datwar.htm
so click it and it has an article bout it
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06.20.2008 ,
at 7:05 pm
no, you’re wrong. call of duty 5 takes place in the future. it says so right up at the top of this page so it must be true.
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06.20.2008 ,
at 7:26 pm
Agent b u retard they have it on xbox news of call of duty and this is soooo fake they cant do sponsers of that many they cant use mcdonalds american idol wal mart malls and the plot is sooo gay
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06.20.2008 ,
at 7:28 pm
Hey walabe uhhhhh sry bout the commet bout preiew on 20th its 21st so sorry if u looked it said 1 day left Im very excited to see da preview on u tube i might have already saw the trailer or they were just images or predictions of the game
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06.20.2008 ,
at 7:29 pm
walabe is also right about flame throwers that i found out which is insane so u can burn down some NOOBS in xobox live when it comes out HAHAHAHAHAHA burn noobs burn
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06.20.2008 ,
at 7:57 pm
just cus some1 rites it there doesnt mean its correct if some one tells u to get in there car and they would give u cand y would you believe it aganet b?
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06.20.2008 ,
at 8:06 pm
hey stepth ur stupid just cus its around 1945 dont mean there isnt any cars and we stil duno much about the game yet so hold on an the axis is different than the japanese
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06.20.2008 ,
at 8:09 pm
hey agent ur a dum piece of shit ok maybe it is comedy but most people when the google sumthin dont really want comedy if they are tryin to find stuff about a game u dum piece of shit
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06.20.2008 ,
at 8:09 pm
your sister is crying in a shower because of me.
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06.20.2008 ,
at 10:45 pm
its actually set in ww2 again and it has 2 seperate companies 1 being the u.s.gay vs the japs and the other being the russians vs the germans its in the official ps mag australia
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06.21.2008 ,
at 7:41 am
B Miggs classic installment of “If you had to choose…”
Would you rather get sloppy seconds from (A) a girl that just went down on Hitler and he nutted on her face ….. OR (B) a girl that just took it from behind raw dog from Ghengis Khan.. please explain your decision… (come back a week from now to see the winner, and a brand spankin new “If you had to choose…”)
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06.21.2008 ,
at 9:28 am
SHIT GO TO CALLOFDUTY.COM IS A NEW WEBSITE FOR THE GAME nice come bak agent B
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06.21.2008 ,
at 9:50 am
Fuck this webiste im goin on call of duty.com so no gay fags like agent b pisses me off and this sight is very gay for just comedy when people r lookin 4 the real thin asssss holesss!!!!!!!! i love u walabe!!!
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06.22.2008 ,
at 7:03 am
its goin to be like world war 3 that will be sick
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06.22.2008 ,
at 8:27 pm
its fake fuckin retaed sam
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06.23.2008 ,
at 10:07 am
Game comin out 12/31/08
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06.26.2008 ,
at 3:29 pm
DUDES COD5 isnt future warfare its Call of Duty: World at War
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06.27.2008 ,
at 11:44 am
Thank u PVTMTA ur the only person who isnt a fuckin reatard that belives this is real and walabe ur rong its not comin out december 31 its comin out near the end of summer or maybe i heard in a month or 2
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06.27.2008 ,
at 11:44 am
walabe ur rong its not comin out december 31 its comin out near the end of summer or maybe i heard in a month or 2
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06.27.2008 ,
at 2:31 pm
Listen Goofball924, and listen well. You were not invited to this party! I think YouTube misses you. Why don’t you go back there and comment on puppy videos.
Give it up. We won!
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06.28.2008 ,
at 3:34 pm
its cumin out 11/11/08
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06.28.2008 ,
at 10:20 pm
I hope your gun shoots dildo buckshots at the rednecks and they turn into trannies! Then the president and the CEO of Exxon comes along and blow all the trannies dry to finish em off. Once that’s done, you all go and have some Budweiser and pork ear treats together near the nearest Mississippi swamp. YeeehaW!
(”Redneck Rampage” memories - you freakin kids probably have no idea what it is, lol)
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06.30.2008 ,
at 8:08 pm
are u sure walabe that it comes out 11/11/08 cause jeff said that his brothers friend saw a truck with the game in it so it may come out even closer and also wat website do u get the release from and PLZZZ submit 1 soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06.30.2008 ,
at 8:10 pm
10th prestige bithchez giggity giggity goo!!!!!
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07.1.2008 ,
at 11:12 am
Agent B i found out u made this dumb shit website well fuck u and this gay comedy sight no 1 thinks its funny u mother fukin jackass ur proboly some retarted mexican who haz no life and all he haz is a BULL SHIT computer and u proboly live with ur mom and the picture of that guy with the gun looks like ur fat ass uncle
also i secretly lust for animals, eat doritos i found in the couch and generally live the abhorrent lifestyle of your standard call of duty 5 fan, including sanding my toenails down on the inside of my molars, getting physically exhausted by a simple flight of stairs and fucking my fleshlight in the same bathtub where i wash my grandmother’s yorkie teacup. -
07.1.2008 ,
at 11:24 am
Keep em comin’ Goofball!
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07.1.2008 ,
at 11:32 am
GOOFBALL, where do you live?
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07.3.2008 ,
at 8:05 pm
fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo fingerbang oragatang orgy at the zoo go to callofduty.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is showin the game shit and goofball i found the realease date on gamespot.com and vote for supernova on dewmocracy.com plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07.9.2008 ,
at 8:24 pm
You all suck. Especially the retarded homo kids in here that swear more than they talk. Probably cause they got molested by their many daddies too much lately and now they’re traumatized!
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07.13.2008 ,
at 9:45 am