B Miggs, Headlines, mario, nintendo

JFK Airport - While flying the cast of Nintendo to begin filming for their new game “Mario’s Bookie Wants His Money,” Bob-omb was stopped right before boarding the plane. Somehow, Bob-omb made it through the metal detectors and even his shoes checked out before security realized that Bob-omb was an actual walking bomb. And he was lit. Our national terror alert was set to “Orange Crush.” Bomb squads were rushed in immediately. On a side note, I bet being on the bomb squad is like being on vacation 364 days until you get the one call a year (most likely your birthday) that you have to sober up and put on a gas mask to disarm a ball of tinfoil in the mall next to a chalk etching that reads “boom!” Screw blogging, I’m joining the bomb squad.











