GTA IV, guest blogger week
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By Niko

I have only been in American country for so long and already I see longest line since great Russia bread hunt of ‘93. Yes, I am star of famous new game Grand Theft Automobilings IV so this news attracts a happy smile to my face and large wallet attention to see gaming fan everywhere line up to make Saints Row trade-in to purchase my game. In my country we have saying, out with the old lady woman and in comes with a more tender innocent for sexual enjoyingments. Many thanking to EB Games for still accepting trading of rubbish like Saints Row, I know the only reason many made purchase was because new Rockstar masterpiece had not yet made arrival. Not to worry fans, no more knockoffs or I will break their kneecaps. Niko is here to make fix. GTA IV is like giant Serbian pop star orgy with beautiful virgins. Saints Row is like making sleeping with prostitute version of Cher!






















