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by Luigi
Bartender! You didn’ts fills this to the TOP! Let me just tell ya something, let me just tell ya something. You sees my brother over there dancing with that FOX? He’s my brother. He doesn’t deserve the kingdom she walks on. I’m mean look at him. And look at her! If I saved her from evil I’d be tearin’ it up right now. Nooooo. He’s just playing it cool. He’s had a condom in his wallet since the 80s, I mean come on. She’s just using him its soooo obvious. I’d slam her so hard she’d go blind. …. I’m so lonely. Where are you going? Pour me ANOTHER SHOT! I like you, come closer. Do you think I’ll ever find my princess? Eh, what do you know, your face looks like I could grate cheese on it. WAIT! Come back, I didn’t mean it… They tried to set me up with this other chick Daisy. Daisy? What kind of ’skip to my lou’ kind of name is that. This ain’t the 20s, doll. Ah, anyway the date’s going great, she’s laughing at my jokes, touching my leg. All signs point to 3rd base on my waterbed. So I bring her back to my ghost house and she… get this… she wets herself and runs home. I know the place was a mess but get with the times lady. So I freakin’ pull up my pants and come here to this sh*t. Pour me another… Ahhh, just leave the bottle. I need a princess of my own.
2 comments 
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05.2.2008 ,
at 1:07 pm
Luigi, if I wake up to you combing my hair one more time, I swear I’m going to thwomp you in the balls.
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11.4.2008 ,
at 10:57 am
LOL, Peach
