microsoft, pope, xbox360
The lord of the console has spoken! Today, Microsoft has officially announced their new smaller, sexier Xbox 360 chipsets for this August. Release the doves and sing Allelu. Do I take this as a random coincidence, totally unrelated to everyone’s favorite factopia of a blog, le Minsu World? You bet your fat ass I don’t. This ain’t no freakin’ coincidence. This is an act of uncut compassion. That’s not an overheating processor you see, that white smoke means they’ve elected a new pope gaming god with the blood of man: ME! I gracefully accept this prestigious honor and humbly bow down before B Diddy Gates the lord of gaming and ask for his money blessing. I promise not to let you down Microsoft as I wave at every parade and shake hands in the streets with wheelchair children until the sun sets on your great financial kingdom, Amen.
Your elected Lord,
Jasper (XBL ID: AndyJ710)
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2 comments 
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05.8.2008 ,
at 2:18 pm
i’m jealous. this is a much more dubious honor than the Panasonic 3DO neon feather duster that was named after me.
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05.8.2008 ,
at 2:34 pm
As his girlfriend, this is a bit tough to look at… that hand is gross! +0
