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IGN, agent b, drunk, ps3
IGN’s negative nancy review of Free Radical’s futuristic FPS Haze comes as a downer for PS3 fans who once heralded this (timed?) exclusive as a reason to purchase a console this year. With all the money and development time that went into the game, isn’t a 4.5 a little harsh? These are the Time Spliitters guys after all, it can’t be that bad. So why does Haze get shat on from such great heights? Money hats, or the lack of them being tossed in IGN’s direction. That’s right, not every company can just pony up cash and secure a week’s worth of entire site wrapping ad space culminating in a 10/10 review…you’ve gotta pass the IGN fraternity hazing trials first!
So best of luck to Free Radical’s future en devours and lets hope that your freshman fifteen isn’t mostly comprised of paddle wounds, goat’s milk and circle jerked crackers passed down from super seniors. We’re rooting for you!
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05.21.2008 ,
at 4:48 pm
Or it could be that it is a painfully mediocre game. G4’s X-PLAY who gets money from no one, game it a 2 out of 5. Theres never been a case of a game that was over hyped and then turning out to be complete shit.
