Nintendo Announces WiiBody Suit

B Miggs on May 22nd, 2008

Today Nintendo sent us what they’re calling “the ultimate contoured advancement in motion-wear.” I have no idea what that means, but we bet it would look fly on your ma dukes so we asked her to model it for us. What we found was a surprisingly fit slick-suit of ergonomic Wii fetishism (not shown is the giant B button on that fat ass of hers.) I guess if the Wii itself was a social lubricant used to lure unexpecting dates and the elderly into your den of depravity, the Wii body suit should let you do the same thing at Walmart, the beach and anywhere else where such a ridiculous outfit would be acceptable in public. The crotch-spot placement of the power button makes me never want to see the men’s version.