Never satisfied with what hardware manufacturers have to offer, gamers tend to take the design aesthetic portion of things into their own, slimy, talentless hands. That’s nice and all, but the results are usually pricey, bulky, and most importantly, absolutely atrocious. But mere words cannot describe such artistic debauchery, so let’s get on with the show.

Two Screens One Touch DS Lite

When life gives you memetic coprophagia pornography, don’t make dual screened, shit stained lemonade out of it. Just shake your head in disbelief like the rest of us did and try to wash away the painful memories.

Trauma Center Wii Mod Inside Actual Human Chest

We’re all for supporting criminally ignored gems like Trauma Center, but surgically installing your love for it into your physical frame and leaving the responsibility of your beeping lifeline up to Wiimote waggles seems a tad obsessive. Shout out to all the freelance “Darwin Award” recipients out there, though.

Orange County Choppers Big Bikin’ PC Mod

If you’ve indirectly huffed enough engine fuel to execute this idea yourself, you’re probably not smart enough to take on this whole internet thing. Stick to taming the wild hairs trying desperately to escape your handle bar moustache, Chet.

Xbox 360 Ring Pop of Death

Another classic case of non-gaming wifey console acceptance gone awry. Slip a divorce notice in her next issue of US Weekly and get on with your job as a mid-mall teddy bear lapel vendor already. The world needs you!

Hentai Tentacle Demon Monster PSP

After Hot Topic fires you for pocketing fishnet kneepads, just shrug it off. There are far better acts of rebellion than building this deranged ode to hellish interstellar latex fetishism. Take up jogging, Serpentor.

Sony 5 PS3 Mod

Surpassing Acclaim’s “name your baby Turok for a year” marketing stunt, this act of desperation from former 80’s star Johnny 5 really saddens us. He had so much potential! Fucking idiot, the least he could’ve done was retrofitted himself with something more iconic and indicative of his era. Hopefully his speed-reading capabilities are still intact. That should give him something to do during all those PS3 exclusive mandatory installs.

Grandparent’s Rest In Peace Tribute Wii Urn

Buying the elderly a Wii seemed like a great idea last year when Wii Bowling was the hottest craze at the old folks home. At least until all that physical exertion took its toll and left you with nothing but a haunted console populated by the ghosts of Mii past. So please, console modders, stop the soldering and gluing. You might wake the dead with all that racket. Or in our case, disturb the fucking shit out of the living.