Zan Perrion has traveled the world schooling losers like us on the secrets to scoring with women. His technique, “Enlighted Seduction” has been known to convince a lot of women to have sex with him. That makes him our favorite Canadian! Take an exclusive trip with us into the mind of a genital genius and find out exactly what a video gamer has to do to push some real buttons.

the-minusworld.com: What is your previous experience with video games? Were you a big video game fan growing up?

Zan Perrion: I was a huge fan of video games growing up. I did my time in the arcades, of course, and I played lots of console and computer games. It sure was a lot less frustrating than trying to talk to girls!

Well, I was massively rejected by girls in high school, and for quite a few years afterwards. FInally, I decided I needed to understand this part of life. So I decided to get out of my comfort zone, get out of my room, get away from my computer, and try my best to go spend some time in the land of women.

Balance is everything, of course. The best advice is to get out and do as much as possible in the real world.

There is definitely a danger that a guy will find a surrogate life online. It is easier, it is more comfortable, and it is far less painful. And in this world of so little connection, it is only getting to get worse. There are other options. The natural progression for a gamer might be to begin to explore the online dating world.

It’s like finishing a level in a game… sometimes you collect all the stars and bonuses and have unlocked the secret doors… sometimes the timer runs out so you just head for the door and move on to the next one. You need to pay attention to your internal timer - in other words, trust your intuition - it will tell you when to move on.

Well, the problem is that short and speedy dating techniques might appeal to a gamer and his short attention span. But when it comes time to actually spend time in the company of a girl he likes, there are no shortcuts. At some point, he is simply going to have to learn how to communicate in a way she will respond to.

Ah, if you have bad hygene, I suggest getting familliar with being alone. Women don’t stick around guys who smell bad for more than a minute or two. And they are far more sensitive to smell than we are!

Yes, there is always someone special… and I keep her locked away in a tower with no WiFi connection!

Not by doing and saying the same things he’s always done. The only way he will have a second life is to change his approach. In other words, be very observant and curious about what happened to make things go worng the first time, then do less of the things that didn’t work and more of the things that did work.

You mean like vs. each other on the Wii? I’m going to have to go with Obama over Hillary.


Well Zan, you just enlightened the shit out of us! Catch more of Zan’s patented playboyism at www.zanperrion.com and give your old wrists a break for once!