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B Miggs, Headlines, pixel parodies, sonic, xbox360
The hit television show Deadliest Catch may lead you to believe that the rugged fisherman of the great seasonal hunt for Alaskan King Crab have the toughest job that the icy Bering Sea waters have to offer. But beyond even their worst experiences lies a far greater reward that only the allure of a certain video game villain mastermind can haul in. Enter Doctor Captain Robotnik as he dares venture off the coast of the Dutch Harbor into the dark seas of Green Hill Zone to bring in the world’s most treasured delicacy…
Enter the Alaskan Bot Crab - valued at twice the worth of the average non-robotic Alaskan King Crab. A rare delicacy for toughened sushi connoisseurs and accidental frequent provider for much needed golden ring health for Sonic the Hedgehog. How else would you expect Robotnik to cover the costs of dozens of transforming vehicles, giant interactive casinos and a freelance team of animal control specialists needed to capture woodland creatures at store them in breakable canisters at the end of every stage? It’s not like he can get a real job with that giant handlebar moustache.
11 comments 
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06.19.2008 ,
at 3:29 pm
Dude spends all this money on technology to ruine the Earth, while I just chill, use styrofoam as much possible, and get girls on weekends. Watch and learn Robotnic, Watch and learn.
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06.19.2008 ,
at 10:40 pm
That give’s new meaning to Lobster, Tails…
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06.19.2008 ,
at 10:59 pm
Not only is Dr. Robotnik trying to monopolize the king crab biz, but I heard he’s also a communist sympathizer.
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06.20.2008 ,
at 12:27 pm
That second picture there is pretty good. That’s a hardworking pixel fisherman right there..
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06.20.2008 ,
at 12:46 pm
any chance you were planning on giving credit to the original photographer? corey arnold
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06.20.2008 ,
at 12:52 pm
Hey sorry. I’m going to add the credit in now. Found it on Google image search.
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06.20.2008 ,
at 12:57 pm
well, google image isnt a free for all, there are laws that dictate how you can use someone elses images, to protect us against what is essentially stealing of our images. even if you do give mr. arnold credit, that doesnt give you any right to manipulate and re-post his work. the fact that you posted it without a credit just makes it 100x worse
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06.20.2008 ,
at 1:14 pm
lol, deadliest catch is such a great show though, all the drama!
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06.20.2008 ,
at 1:18 pm
Boo hoo!
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06.20.2008 ,
at 2:29 pm
Is this the last frontier for rugged Reaganesque individualism? Or is it a cunning play with a cultural trait diminished in size but with a huge impact upon the romantic nationalism?
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06.20.2008 ,
at 3:55 pm
LOL, Is that Mr Krabbs I see in the basket there? LOL Arrrrgh me Money!
