Oh goodie! It’s mailbag time here at the-minusworld.com and this week’s edition is extra special. It’s all about Mega Man! How can you kids possibly fuck up asking questions about Mega Man?

Hey Tedwin (seriously? the fuck kind of name is that?)

Your first problem, aside from writing like you were raised by eagles, is that Crystalvania 3 isn’t actually a game. Therefore we have no idea what you borrowed from your friend Tommy but its pretty clear that his apparent physical handicaps haven’t stopped him from mentally overpowering your dumb ass. So if there is any form of a “question” you’re asking us in that deformed page full of failure, the answer is “you are retarded.”

We forwarded your letter to Tommy and even received a response from him…

Yo Tommy!

Thanks for writing in. Good to know the wheelchair was only temporary and you are back on your feet again. Since you also didn’t ask an actual question about Mega Man, we’re gonna break your legs. Nice teeth, bitch. See you in the streets.

Oh hai, Julie

A/S/L? We kinda wanna give you the 8===D but we’re gonna need you to BRB with some ID ASAP, OK? TTYL!

Hey there Stevan!

We think that a really cool power that Mega Man should have is the ability to teach kids how to draw and write coherent letters before fucking mailing them to us. Fall on a sword.