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the minus world, video game comedy, sims, MY Sims,

The lovable gang from last year’s hit game MySims is about to get a whole lot sexier. MyS&Ms: Flesh Kingdom, a ground-breaking collaboration between EA and eccentric filmmaker John Waters (made possible due to a good word from Steven Spielberg after his work with EA on the commercial dud Boom Blox), is set to nipple twist the competition and make Animal Crossing its bitch. MyS&Ms will proudly and unapologetically sully Nintendo’s focus on good clean gaming fun. The Create-a-Sim mode will provide myriad options for the discerning fetishist, allowing for a throbbingly huge variety of characters. Want to live out your wildest Pulp Fiction gimp fantasies? Always wished you could walk a mile in the stiletto heels of a dominatrix? Or perhaps you just want to make a cyber facsimile of that leather-clad biker guy from the Village People. MyS&Ms will let you do it, and more.

While the game seems destined for an Adults Only (AO) rating – a kiss of death for console titles - early word is that EA plans to censor or remove some of the more over-the-top content, such as raunchy special moves like the Cleveland Steamer and the Dirty Sanchez.

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  1. Gravatar laur

    What?! No “Rusty-Trombone?” Not good, EA. Not good at all.

     
  2. Gravatar Lissa

    Since you seem to know stuff about this game, will I be able to make my S&M character piss on others? That’s something that will make the game worth while and pleasurable to me.

     
  3. Gravatar cubansamurai

    any word on down-loadable content?

    That would be a HUGE plus… a huge, throbbing, eagerly waiting to be caressed plus…

     

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