Frank
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ALeks_M
agent b, playstation, ps3, sony
Since its conception, Sony has repeatedly proclaimed that the PS3 was not a video game console, but clearly a computer. While this was mostly seen as just another pick up line in their long series of baffling attempts to woo the industry through bad PR and scary haircuts, it was one that Sony held close to heart. It’s tough to launch a $600 plastic box without having to save face somehow, and in this instance the plan was to classify it as something it clearly wasn’t.
But fuck all that noise, today we can proudly announce that the Playstation 3 has been refocused and is now first and foremost, a video game console according to Sony’s “krazy” Kaz Hirai. We here at The Minus World welcome the PS3 into our video game stores and magazines, into our gaming hands and gaming hearts. Since you’re no longer a computer, we won’t be able to use you to steal music, steal porn and watch 3 years worth of awkward Chocolate Rain remixes but hey, now we can play games on you! Hopefully ones that we can’t already play on our Xbox360 with a superior online interface and unlockable achievements. So, uh, just let us know when that happens. Anyway, congrats and welcome to the big leagues, you eleven pound, monolithic paperweight.
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06.30.2008 ,
at 11:00 pm
hey since i defended your name, and since i call you funny frequently, im taking it upon myself to advertise here.
http://www.freshindustrie.com/shop/thanks guy, youre swell
