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Redwood City, California - Former Microsoft Vice President of their entertainment department, Peter Moore has been arrested for littering at 3PM after a hail of bullets and bystander casualties. Authorities believed the recent strong sales of the PS3 have driven him to the edge, buying up every Sony console he could get his hands on with his new EA paycheck, and promptly tossing them off the nearest bridge. It took 12 men in blue to contain the man’s Hulk like aggression as he repeatedly shouted the words “I have to finish the fight!” Officers only realized the man had been littering when enough PS3s were lodged into the dam below that biblical flooding caused a Halo 3 tournament & Zan Perrion seminar to be canceled. “We’ve held him over night and he’s already given himself a ‘Solid Snake’ tattoo,” explains Chief Razorchin. “All day he counted aloud the number of push-ups he did. He’s up to 35.” No word on when he’ll be released. The conjugal visits with a mysterious man dressed in a fan made Master Chief outfit have the guards demanding he be set free immediately.
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07.3.2008 ,
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Peter Moore loves prison ink.
