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T-MW: Super Mario’s Super Performance Enhancement Scandal!

T-MW on July 22nd, 2008

Super Mario Super Sluggers is on its way for Wii, but did the pumped-up plumber peak up his pecs precariously? The pipes he plunges into aren’t the only thing he’s mainlining these days! Somebody needs to bat clean-up for this overall’ed overachiever!

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Meanwhile in the testicle testimonial terminals, once twig-skinny Waluigi lubes up for a rec ‘roid recital test! What a bunch of nosy nonsense!

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Looks like the Doctor is in - and the verdict is a shrunken set of fireballs for the King of Koopas! Will he beat the boss or is his princess in another capsule? Stay tuned to find out!