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Mortal Kombat’s Goro Is The Life Of The Party - Until He Passes Out

the -minus world on July 24th, 2008

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Ever double-fisted beer cans? How about double fisting beers while your other two fists hoist a keg in the air? Mortal Kombat’s quad-handed boss has your dumb ass beat. Sure, he wears a ying yang thong, no shoes, and athletic tape on his ankles, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be manlier than everyone around him. Imagine if you could chug a 40, pour a vodka shot, light a bonghit and throw up a gang sign all at the same time. That’s him in his element, which makes him the ideal party pal. He’s like Ogre from Revenge Of The Nerds but with less clothes. And hair. But added appendages don’t always equate to tougher tolerance and Goro has a long, long night ahead of him…

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Yup, Goro was flying high on life and Jager until he passed out in an alley. That’s when champion kickboxer/failed actor Johnny Cage stepped in to finish him. He’s gonna need all those hands to scrub the sharpie marker, whip cream and piss off of him in the morning. Drink up bitches!

1 comment

blazini
07.29.2008 ,
at 10:51 pm

lol way to throw kano in the pic too