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Xbox Live Silver Members Allowed To Suckle At The Golden Teat For Awhile

B Miggs on July 29th, 2008

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Calling all gamers out there who have no problem spending hundreds of dollars on a video game console but can’t justify the $50 a year Xbox Live subscription to make the most of it - your golden cow nipples have arrived. Microsoft has slyly let loose the news that you cheap-ass Silver members can play online for free with the Gold guys in select games before your ethernet cable turns back into a pumpkin.

Grab your friends, line up your poor, dry mouths at the shiny gates of milky mammilla, and extract every last droplet until this fall when its back to the homeless shelter with no shoes for you. Now stop bumming quarters for the downtown peep show booth and go kick some Gold ass! Never mind that they’re infinitely more obsessed and experienced by now - you need a few more lessons in humility.

1 comment

yeah
07.30.2008 ,
at 4:23 am

golden teats or gtfo !