Richard
ManOfTeal
Doc Phil
Massouken
Charro
jasper, kid icarus, nintendo, sense of rumor
So word has it that a new Kid Icarus is going to finally be shown October 8th at the Tokyo Game show. Game forums are flaring up like an outbreak at the mere thought of having this treasured franchise reinvigorated. After Nintendo’s poor E3 showing, they need something to get back their manchild hardcore demographic.
(art by agent b who doesn’t suck at Kid Icarus but, in fact, worships it dearly)
But wait a minute. Have you ever even played the original Kid Icarus? It is quite literally f*cking impossible! Its like trying to defeat Zoltar the Gelatinous Cube at your local Noah’s Arcade. What? Not sure agent b would agree with me (agent b edit: I DON’T) but the game is a digital representation of a Greek Mythological torture device. And if the kid is going to look like his Super Smash Bros. representation, I for one don’t need to pick up a game about a pan-sexual looking fairy wearing a bed sheet. The real game is not to get lost in his eyes for a few seconds and have to take a cold, self-reflecting shower.
Probability:
67%
More likely to occur:
Sonic & Mario Slumber Party 9
1 comment 
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07.30.2008 ,
at 6:55 pm
Jasper got owned harder than the Eggplant Wizard. Kid Icarus 4 Life!
