Minus World Psych Ward: August 12, 2008

Case File: MW-081208-01

Subjects Name(s): Bill “Mad Dog” Rizer & Lance “Scorpion” Bean

Findings: Patients Rizer and Bean are currently under our care, as per the authorities request, in the aftermath of subjects releasing a spray of bullets in Time Square, NYC that left dozens dead instantly.

Subjects clearly exhibit anti-social tendencies and complain of seeing visions of “aliens” which could suggest classic symptoms of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. However, initial diagnosis is hampered by the fact that, upon investigating military records, subjects did not show up as enrolled servicemen in any U.S. military engagement. When the attending physician confronted them with this fact, both subjects explained they had been involved in a “war against giant fucking aliens in an undisclosed location in Central America.” Moreover, both subjects adamantly profess an unparalleled proficiency in “every friggin gun you can imagine…and even lasers man!”

Since the incident, they have been taken into our care and are surprisingly impervious to the negative side-effects of the electro-shock therapy…as they just momentarily freeze when given electric charges and quickly regain full cognizance and mobility. Rizer and Bean both have “visions of the human race coming to an end by the hands of Red Falcon” Note: Red Falcon is the vague threat the patients explain to be the leaders of an alien species that descended to earth 50 years ago. Both subjects claim they are the only ones capable of taking on “Red Falcon” because they believe they have 30 lives at their disposal. The physician on duty, Dr. Konami, said that this is not the first time he has heard a patient asserting multiple lives.

Subjects Rizer and Bean have been experiencing night sweats, shaking, and constant vomiting from the recommended dosage of Morphine we have been administering them. They frequently flip into the air attempting to grab nonexistent “gun power-ups” and have also tried to escape to the floor beneath them by laying on the ground and forcing themselves downward. Also, the men have an odd sense of separation anxiety and never distance themselves more than a few feet, fearing instant death.

We have moved them to the maximum security wing of the Psych Ward and have been upping the dosage of advised medications due to the constant phobia that the world will be taken over if they are not released . Their cell walls are inexplicably covered with hand written directions and evil phrases, none of which are very intelligible. We will continue to treat them with utmost care but the possibility of either subject being reintroduced to society is bleak due to their massive delusions of grandeur…oh and our reluctance to see them go on another murderous rampage in NYC.