Headlines, Massouken, microsoft, red ring of death, xbox360
Minus World spies (i.e. our new interns posing as cleaning people) have recently discovered Bill Gates’ newest summer mansion, dubbed Ring Red. This beautiful Spanish-inspired villa sits on 360 acres of farmland within the vast Washington countryside. In light of Microsoft’s recent console problems, the design of this multi-million dollar home may seem a bit inconsiderate. But rest assured that even Gates has felt the pinch after collectively donkey punching hundreds of thousands of consumers. He was forced to cut an airstrip from the original blueprint, as well as the purchase of (another) private jet. That’s a lot worse than being without your shiny TV game box and game tapes for 6 to 8 weeks.























