Headlines, Kent, rock band, sax in the mouth
PRESS RELEASE:
“Hey Billy, come on over! We’re playing Rock Band?”
“Aw, man! I have orchestra today…”
Do you feel left out at your friends’ Rock Band parties? Do you have a love of reed instruments? Do you idolize St. Elmo’s Fire era Rob Lowe? Well now it’s time for you to plug in, turn on and sax out! Hop on the Rock Band-wagon with Rock Band: 80s Sax Solo Expansion Pak!* Jam out the way the Rock Gods intended - on a woodwind! Impress your friends and loved ones with searing solos on such tracks as:
Billy Joel- Still Rock and Roll to Me
Men At Work- Who Can It Be Now?
George Thorogood- Bad to the Bone
Rick James- Super Freak
Duran Duran- Rio
Bruce Springsteen- Dancing in the Dark
Billy Ocean- Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car
But Wait, There’s More!

(estimated screenshot. actual gameplay will contain more Kenny G)
Beat the game on Expert and unlock Rock Flute Bonus Mode, featuring all your favorite Jethro Tull hits. Aqualung, the other one, they’re all here! Simply use the flute detachment on your Rock Band Saxtroller©** and dance around the living room like the furious rock hobbit you know you can be.
*Also included in the package: tattered headband, fingerless gloves, and leather vest (no undershirt needed).
**Remember to regularly empty your spit valve, as saliva can cause electronic malfunction in the Saxtroller©, especially if you’re going to be whipping it around like that weird buff guy from Lost Boys.
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08.20.2008 ,
at 4:49 pm
Is Bill Clinton an unlockable character?
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08.21.2008 ,
at 12:49 pm
Thanks for getting Billy Ocean stuck in my head….
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08.22.2008 ,
at 4:32 pm
I wonder if Billy Joel ever beat up Christi Brinkley with his saxophone in a drunken blur. What? Too soon?
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09.20.2008 ,
at 7:23 pm
But but but.., being John Coltrane in a videogame must be much cooler than pretending to be Slash, or don’t u think?























