Frank
Toastmaster
jakeoff
cubansamurai
ALeks_M
Headlines, Toe Fu, agent b, animalz, wii
In a union of unholy evil empire proportions Activision & NBC have come together to deliver a series of what-comes-after-next-gen-next generation gameplay experiences. The first release will star America’s favorite uber boner killer Chris Hanson in Dateline Cabelas-To Catch a Predator. Players are required to use their superfulous mastery of teh world wide interweb tubes to infilitrate chat rooms and lure unsuspecting overly amorous furry flesh munchers to exotic locales to confront the beast on their predatory intentions.
If the sexy beast attempts to literally turn tail and run or enters attack form, the game then switches to first person mode and your character has full hunting license to piss off PETA.
Gameplay includes over 342 mini games that will have you testing your gag reflex in gamey beef jerky preparation, avoiding mental scarring in speed pelt skinning, fashionable fur coat dress up, and hundreds of other recreational grotesque acts.
4 comments 
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08.21.2008 ,
at 11:33 pm
do the kids only start running when the shotgun comes out?
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08.22.2008 ,
at 2:03 am
Chris Hanson is getting waay too close to that angry bear on the box art. “Why don’t you take a seeeaat.”
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08.22.2008 ,
at 9:49 am
mileycyris4ervr: you sound cute. meet me in the arctic forest at 8. I’ll bring my lunchbox.
lone wolf: you’re not a park ranger right? I don’t want to get tranqued and tagged.
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08.22.2008 ,
at 1:34 pm
Chris Hanson is so dreamy
