Ask The Minus World, donkey kong, fan art, jumpman, mario, nintendo

Today’s letter comes to us from Billiam Whistles in Cetaphil, Florida…
Dear Billiam,
Dude…did you seriously draw a picture of Donkey Kong with a penis and mail it to us?? And what the fuck is that stain? You’re completely deranged. Your town isn’t even real, that’s the name of a moisturizing lotion you maniac. God I hate my fucking job.
We’re mailing out your “Nintendos” ASAP, by the way. They’re broken. Enjoy!
- the minus world






















