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Ask The Minus World: A Letter From Eddie Cheznard

the -minus world on August 26th, 2008

Dear Captain Cheznard,

Wow! We think your dads will love their new Mario Porsche! But just to make sure, you should test drive it all around town before they get home. You know, just to see how well it responds to smashing into other vehicles and flipping over. If it makes it home in one piece you should totally turn their house into an Arwing! Fuck it, right?

All the best,

the-minus world

1 comment

Step Dad's Belt
08.27.2008 ,
at 11:01 am

You do this to my car but you won’t rake the leaves?