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6 comments         

1. Toe Fu 08.27.2008 , at 6:59 pm

   not that I’m one to judge an individuals lifestyle, but he also has a questionable relationship with a known convicted sex offender named Tingle. But hey, to each his own. knowhatimsayin’?

2. B Miggs 08.28.2008 , at 2:06 pm

   Link never learned to read, and he breaks all those pots out of frustration. Have mercy on his green-felt clad soul.

3. Vinny 09.1.2008 , at 9:35 am

   Strategy number 5 is hilarious.

4. Kaptain M'Bargo 09.4.2008 , at 5:29 am

   …wow, so long as I’m enjoying your satire -which I frequently do- my comments are published. But my last two comments vanished - including one about how this utterly derivative “amusing” piece is as old as the hills. I understand… no criticism accepted. Bookmark deleted.

5. Jasper 09.4.2008 , at 7:33 am

   DON’T LEAVE US KAPTAIN M’BARGO!!! I just fixed a commenting error. If you were using Internet Explorer, it was erasing your comments before we ever saw them……

6. Kaptain M'Bargo 09.5.2008 , at 7:46 am

   Sweet, I’m delighted - didnt really want to leave.. you guys had me at “Nyko Building Cooling Factory Next to 360 Factory”. That’s fecking genius. USING INTERTUBE EXPLORER???? hahahahahaaaa, not on my ship (or on my Wii)! and finally, to the lovely Jasper (any relation to the mysterious would-be-messiah of X360 chips?) where can I get some of that stonking wallpaper in your icon? [goes to take Bubble Bobble Bubble-bath while wearing Bubble Bobble bobble-hat.]

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