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At a town hall meeting Tuesday evening in Preville, MD, U.S. Senator and presumed Republican presidential candidate John McCain tread on thin ice after stating that American operations in the Geometry Wars “could continue well into the twenty-second century.” Answering a question from a local homemaker about her son’s extended deployment deep into two-dimensional space, McCain noted, “Despite critics’ objections that the so-called Second Geometry War is un-winnable, signs of progress are prevalent.” He cited new strategy options and “up to four simultaneously deployed vehicles” as potential advantages for U.S. forces.
The Second Geometry War began in 2003, shortly after Army missile command failed to protect three key American cities from a wave of violent asteroid strikes. Convinced that Bizzare Studios was linked to Al-Queda, President Bush immediately ordered troops, one at a time, into 2D space to search for weapon caches. The war has been increasingly unpopular domestically due to high casualties and suspicion among Americans that Bush was seeking to “beat the high score” of father George H. W. Bush’s work in the original Geometry War. Several liberal organizations have accused the Bush administration of starting a war in the region in order to tap into the land’s abundant geom resources. The administration is expected to spend billions of MS Points (not including additional microtransactions) before the war is over.
3 comments 
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08.28.2008 ,
at 11:55 am
At least McCain fought back in the Pong War, Bush wouldn’t even pick up the controller.
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08.28.2008 ,
at 1:09 pm
Bush was too busy getting wasted and doing blow…
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09.2.2008 ,
at 1:15 pm
Ya’ll has no respect
