Exciting news from The Minus World Laboratories! After extensive research into the fuel sources that power gamers, Recreation Manager/Ball Buster B Miggs has made a discovery that will change the way we think about drive-thru windows. Brew Thru! You can buy beer from them in North Carolina! There, we said it.

When you’re done picking your jaw up off the floor be sure to enjoy this weeks links. We’ll be busy drinking moonshine and replacing Jasper’s sun tan lotion with BBQ Sauce!

Virgin Goodness!

Donkey Kong Announces Retirement from Adventuring

20 Unbelievably Bad Drawings Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Senator McCain: “100 Years” Possible in Ongoing Geometry War

Link: Hero Or Menace?

Nintendo, I Love You, But You’re Bringing Me Down

Ask The Minus World: A Letter From Eddie Cheznard

Plusses and Minuses: Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword

Balloon Fight Pilots Found Selling Nitrous Oxide At Grateful Dead Shows

Sloppy Seconds!

Resident of the “Evil” Building Complains About Noise Pollution Late At Night

Color Blind Man Can’t Figure Out Why His 360 Won’t Start

GameStop Not Accepting Collected Days Of Not Having Sex As Store Credit

Top 5 Tips To Meeting Girls On Xbox Live

Frogger Accidentally Dissected In Middle School Science Lab

Have a great weekend!

- The Minus World Team

P.S. Give some juicy comment lovin’ to our new writers this week, they worked their asses off!