ManOfTeal
Doc Phil
Massouken
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Headlines, Tony Sadowski, smash bros.
Another major Atlantic hurricane is headed for America, and it has issued a warning for all those in its path.
Hurricane Ike is on a collision course with the already-battered southeastern United States.
Residents of southern Florida, Louisiana, Texas and Alabama are bracing for impact, as a Final Smash from Ike can be absolutely devastating.
The Department of Homeland Security’s new post-Katrina Severe Storm Turn-Based Tactics Strategy Squad (SSTBTSS) is prepared to move within a limited grid and respond with some kind of action until either it or Ike loses all of its hit points.
“If Ike levels up, we’re screwed. Those levees are worth a buttload of experience points,” said Homeland Security head Michael Chertoff. And if it busts open a Smash Ball or grabs one of those damn Donkey Kong hammers, may God have mercy on us all.”
1 comment 
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09.15.2008 ,
at 4:43 pm
Dude. I am so using that Challenger Approaching pic as my new desktop BG.
