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El Cheeto, California - Crusty old rock codger John Fogerty is fucking pissed. His legendary anti-war song “Fortunate Son” has been in almost every war, anti-war and pro-war movie ever made but has only appeared in a handful of video game to date. Under Fogerty’s proposed “Put Fortunate Son In Every War-Based Video Game” Act, gamers are preparing to hear the song hundreds of times a day. “Damn right it’s an anti war song and that’s why I want to hear it the entire time while I’m killing terrorists in Call of Duty 4″ Fogerty proclaimed. “They would’ve played that shit during the Dinosaur Wars if they had radios in their caves.”
Avid video game players, on the other hand, are upset with the idea. The general, statistically hateful response on Xbox Live was “Tell John Fogerty to stop being such a John Fagerty and shut the fuck up.” More news as this story splits up, loses relevance over time and gets repeatedly requested to be played live at more recent shows, much to its denial and eventual acceptance that it will always be a washed up shell of its former self.
2 comments 
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09.10.2008 ,
at 1:11 am
Don’t fuck with CCR!
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09.10.2008 ,
at 8:57 pm
Is that Lebowski in the middle of the car?
