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Headlines, T-MW, mario, princess
Dr. Mario has long been the pinnacle of physician perfection, but his penchant for prescribing fen phen to Princess Peach in exchange for filthy sexual perversions has been exposed! The mustachioed MD may be eager to mete out illegal medications, but the Mushroom Kingdom medical board has no mercy for medicinal malfeasance; Dr. Mario’s debauchery cost him his doctorate.
After more dedicated digging, our nosy newshounds unearthed a salacious scoop so shocking it’ll make your scalp spin! Dr. Mario’s arcane abortion attic allowed for around-the-clock abhorrent activities. Word on the street is that Princess Daisy was the demented doc’s latest patient. So who was the proud parent of the expunged embryo? T-MW is investigating this zany zygote zigzag! Stay tuned!
1 comment 
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09.18.2008 ,
at 2:38 pm
Shit. So much for my medical marijuana connection. That means I’ll have to give Little Jacob a call. I hate hanging out with that dude. I can hardly understand what he’s saying half the time.
