The Minus World’s Weekend Wrap-Up (Sept. 13th)

the -minus world on September 13th, 2008

Greetings from Camp Minus World!

There’s never a dull moment over here at the glorious outdoor realm of Minus. B Miggs went skinny dipping with the girl you had a crush on when you were in the 8th Grade. Agent B fashioned an arrowhead from a solid piece of stone and stabbed a local to prove its effectiveness. Jasper caught a fish the size of your mother (yeah that big, for real). Massouken slept with some towny who had pet bees. Toe Fu took Animal Crossing literally and slapped a bear with a shovel. Tony drank a handle of Jack and went streaking. Stallio sadly remains missing in action.

Quite the weekend so far and it’s only Saturday afternoon. We still have plenty of time to start some shit!

Enjoy this week’s masterpieces:

Comic: Rule 34

T-MW: Dr. Mario Disgraced! Loses Medical License For Suspicious Prescriptions

The Resident Evil Activity Book For Kids

Uwe Boll Acquires Movie Rights To LittleBigPlanet - To Be Released Late 2009

Katamari Prince Sentenced To 500 Hours Community Service

Creedence Clearwater Revival Angry That “Fortunate Son” Isn’t In Every War Video Game

Sagely Life Advice From A Wise Old Man: Love Edition

The Rock Band 2 Country Western Band Name Generator

Reason Why You Won’t Go And See Mark Wahlberg Star In Max Payne

Plusses and Minuses: Tales of Vesperia

Warning, Gulf Coast! Challenger Approaching!

Older gold:

Balloon Fight Pilots Found Selling Nitrous Oxide At Grateful Dead Shows

Dateline Cabela’s: To Catch A Predator

Be All That You Can Be In “The Virtual Army”

Xbox Live Silver Members Allowed To Suckle At The Golden Teat For Awhile

Resident of the “Evil” Building Complains About Noise Pollution Late At Night