Frank
Toastmaster
jakeoff
cubansamurai
ALeks_M
EA, GTA IV, Take Two
Yeah you read that right. Read it again if you have to. Let that shit sink the fuck in. Take Two, we’re coming for you. EA Games tried and utterly failed in acquiring your coveted goods so I guess the job is being left up to real men like us. We expected them to be fresh off their Grand Theft Auto IV bajillionaire yacht tour, passed out drunk, and easily manipulatable into a dirty business position. What we didn’t expect was that they’d be hiding out…
After thorough hunting, we found Take Two at their new site, Take 2 Photo & Video Productions, slyly posing under a new logo and company moniker. So what do they have in the works for this year?
Looks like Take Two is making games based on Beauty Queen, Cimarron Celebration and The 2007 Westmoore Jaguars. All should be very profitable to our Q4 investors interests when they hit next gen systems this fall. Soon we will be purchasing all of their stock assets and doing other smart sounding stuff until the acquisition is completed and then we will…
Fuck.
That’s just some shitty high school photography website?
Fuck.
Anybody need Prom pictures?
