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Study Shows 3% Of American Youth Live Worst Lives Ever

the -minus world on September 18th, 2008

A recent study has revealed that 3% of American youths do not play any video games at all and have instead opted to live actively boring lives comprised mostly of suck and fail. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Are you Amish? Video games are like the best thing ever made. There’s fucking neon worlds full of explosions and laser cannons and you can basically kill anything you see and there’s even a chick in a robot suit who can TURN INTO A BALL and navigate mazes and shit. Last year they even sent a plumber into space and made him fight giant dinosaurs and shoot fireballs. Does your Math book have any of that shit, you dumb nerd? Get with the program!