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Where do old video game characters go when their game is over? Thanks to a sizable endowment of gold coins from the perpetually young Mario Bros., the Fuzzy Mushroom Retirement Home and Nursing Facility has officially opened its doors to gaming heroes and villains alike. But don’t think this home for gaming’s geriatrics is simply a place for them to watch the last of their life bars drain or sit idly by and knit as their hit points reach zero. The Fuzzy Mushroom Retirement Home offers plenty of fun activities for its symbolic seniors.
What’s a retirement facility without its share of fun-loving old-timers? Schizophrenic Harman Smith and centenarian The End can get quite cantankerous with each other, but they solve their problems the way any mobility-challenged elders do: A good old-fashioned wheelchair race. First one to the nurses’ station for a sponge bath is the winner!
A spacious, cozy reading room offers clients the rest and relaxation they’ve earned for saving the world. Old Snake is a voracious reader, although his furtive tendencies make him an elusive sight. At Fuzzy Mushroom, even camouflaged killers can become literatis.
For the outdoorsy types more interested in lying supine under a shady tree than sneaking around amongst musty books, Fuzzy Mushroom has six sprawling acres full of natural beauty. Of course, some of our residents are still young at heart, like Gen, who’d rather use our oak trees for practicing his martial arts.
It should come as no surprise that Fuzzy Mushroom also caters to the intellectual elite. With a fully stocked laboratory at their disposal, our crafty clients can feel at home creating whatever they set their minds (and hearts!) to, be it simple teleportation devices or evil robots bent on the destruction of humankind. Here at Fuzzy Mushroom, we don’t judge.
2 comments 
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09.20.2008 ,
at 3:29 am
could have been funny, but wasn’t. good idea poor execution better luck next time.
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09.24.2008 ,
at 12:47 pm
Ha! At medicine time do they get to choose between the blue pill, red pill and 1UP mushrooms?
