(actual picture of us narrowly escaping from our site’s exploding server this week)

Welcome back you snazzy bunch of hipsters, hooligans, and harbingers of destruction! Well we certainly had quite the week of mayhem over here. Between our site getting annihilated twice by Digg and Kotaku and agent b beating the crap out of B Miggs in a drunken fury, the decision has been to make this shit legit by dedicating the server. It’s been really exciting growing with all you scoundrels. If you’re one of the two people left on earth that hasn’t seen Atari Modern Classics, what the hell are you waiting for?! So thanks for coming to our party, its only going to get more outrageous from this point on.

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