Toastmaster
jakeoff
cubansamurai
ALeks_M
tofuburgerz
jasper, ps3, sony
“Remember to walk the dog and water the plants. We love you kids.”
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Ten minutes later, the plants are all being smoked and the dog is doing a reverse Benji, running into the hills at the speed of sound. Twenty-five minutes later and the Sony Home’s once pristine, conservative decor is transformed into a Beer Bong funneling barrage of spewing liquids and wet white t-shirts. DJ Courtesy Flush then announced the semi-annual “Strip Tease For Charity” on the patio where several young women made life altering decisions which would allow their future therapists to purchase the Indian’s Pride stitched leather seats for their newly leased Dodge Caravan. Who ever invited Jeff let Jeff fall asleep on the couch while smoking a bowl, torching the Pottery Barn best seller. A PS3 was used as a shield in a knife fight. All in all, a raging party you totally missed because you were probably at home watching the Golden Girls you 30-year-old-virgin. Party of the year, AND YOU MISSED IT!
2 comments 
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09.23.2008 ,
at 12:13 pm
Agent b must have been there; I see some empty Svedka vodka bottles.
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09.24.2008 ,
at 9:59 pm
All I can say is WHERE WAS MY INVITATION?!?!??!?!
