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Hipster Holocaust: A New Game From Bizarre Creations

Toe Fu on September 24th, 2008

Hanging ten on the current popularity wave of twin stick shooters comes the new octad directional shooter Hipster Holocaust. Combining the futuristic technology of digitized sprites and vector graphics, the infinite quest for lofty leaderboard high scores has reached such a level of extremity that can only be comparable to freebasing Mountain Dew while eschewing protection when in the carnal company of a date you met on Craigslist.

Players take control of a pentagram shaped ship with the pure intent of eradicating waves of trend trailing disembodied domes of androgynous neon adorned keffiyeh clad scenesters. Enemies explode into a seafoam spray of Pabst Blue Ribbon which the player must avoid or suffer severe point loss as your craft slows to a crawl due to the gut wrenching beer shits status impairment. The game does not contain any soundtrack due to no genre of music being safe from hipster infringement. The only sound effects are laser tag whooshes, bang-snap explosions, and Wilhelm scream loops.

9 comments

Toastmaster
09.24.2008 ,
at 9:18 pm

I hope you can shoot them in the neck

The Game Dame
09.24.2008 ,
at 10:10 pm

I agree they should be shot in the neck. But the more pressing issue is… could they be a successful competitor in the hipster olympics?

JayCee
09.25.2008 ,
at 7:41 am

I hate BEER SHITS!

Turducken
09.25.2008 ,
at 11:01 am

This looks like an unofficial sequel to MySpace Blaster: Emo Armageddon.

Nate Cannon
09.25.2008 ,
at 1:48 pm

Im curious as to how all the coolest cats are in the windiest of citys? Something, or some awsome force, must be twisting all their caps sideways. When I put my trendy ball cap on (with the price tags still left in tact) and go outside, I cant for the life of me get the brim to face any other way but straight?!?! Hmmmmmm, the hipsters have done it again.

GIRLS!!
09.25.2008 ,
at 8:09 pm

have you ever see a $20?
on mountain deeewwww?!

GIRLS!!
09.25.2008 ,
at 8:11 pm

misspelling shit is so embarrassing.

cubansamurai
09.28.2008 ,
at 12:02 pm

I beta tested this game while it was way in it’s beginning stages… back then it was only my c*** and that crazy girl with the neon blue hair.

bixby
10.6.2008 ,
at 9:07 pm

I heard there is a secret bonus stage where if you blow the batskull tat off wentz’s pelvis you get quintuple points