Frank
Toastmaster
jakeoff
cubansamurai
ALeks_M
Ask The Minus World, Headlines, goomba, luigi
Dear Chiz,
We’re pretty sure that your dad has a drug problem, or should we say had when he named you. If Dad hasn’t told you that “Mommy lives in the arctic with the polar bears,” you should probably ask Mom to take you tricher treeting this Halloween. Our advice is to study really fucking hard in school, because it’s only going to be harder for you as you age. What we’re going to say next might startle some of our readers, but Chiz, you should probably tell Dad to put down the NES controller and the patchouli oil and pick up a classified section of the local newspaper and find a fucking job.
Yours truly,
The Minus World
2 comments 
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09.26.2008 ,
at 9:30 am
“patchouli oil” LMAO
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10.10.2008 ,
at 6:58 am
damn right this startled me. anti-mushroom propaganda here?
let the dads of the world hallushionate. you got no right to interfere! it’s my hobby.. i mean theirs.. so you’d better stay out of it!
