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Mirror’s Edge Special Uncut Edition Box Art Revealed

jasper on September 30th, 2008

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In a police state where no whisper goes unheard and no knowing glance goes unwatched, drug trafficking must take to daring new heights in this year’s The Matrix meets Tony Montana thriller: Mirror’s Edge. Forced out of swank, club bathrooms and on to roof tops, you’ll need to blow just the right amount of cocaine to get your heart beating fast enough to jump off a building and impale yourself on a security fence. Do the wrong amount of cocaine and you’ll be high-fiving Chris Farley on a cloud.

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And best of all, show up at GameStop with a crusty-ass white moustache and act like you really gotta take a dump and receive 50% off….. your life as a whole.

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  1. Gravatar skullfudger
    10.1.2008 ,
    at 1:58 pm

    I would rather freebase than freerun any day.

    		  
  2. Gravatar ManOfTeal
    10.1.2008 ,
    at 3:08 pm

    Chris Farley on a cloud?????….In a van down by the river….guys……duh.

    		  
  3. Gravatar Massouken
    10.1.2008 ,
    at 3:50 pm

    Jasper’s copy has been paid off for months.

    		  

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