F-Zero Driving School Speeds Into Business

Massouken on October 1st, 2008

Trouble getting that Provisional License? Angry judge throw the book at you for going 90 in a school zone…again? Old age making it tough to remember which side of the road to drive on? Fret not, distressed drivers - the F-Zero Driving School is here to help!

Our dedicated, highly experienced teachers have years of road time under their belts and/or vestigial alien appendages. Whether you need tips on avoiding falling boulders or even something as simple as proper pit-stop usage, trained professionals like Samurai Goroh and Pico are available at affordable prices. In case of an accident while learning how to snake and achieve speeds up to 3,000 mph, the galaxy’s finest medical practitioner Dr. Stewart is always on the premises.

For appointments, please contact Jody Summer at 1-800-555-ZERO. We look forward to hearing from YOU!