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Wario And Waluigi Finally Get Laid: Meet Deach And Paisy

B Miggs on October 3rd, 2008

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In an act of sympathy for the dynamically challenged duo, Nintendo has introduced female companions that could accompany them to mushroom hell. Famed creator Shigeru Miyamoto dug deep into the bowels of his sickest dream and conceived Deach and Paisy in an effort to boost the repulsive pair’s diminishing egos. The gruesome girls are in love with the guys’ plan to corrupt the Mushroom Kingdom, and they don’t even mind the occasional fart. When asked to comment, Miyamoto rambled, “I have a garden filled with Pikmin plants in my backyard!” Thanks for the info you golden Nintendo God, but next time we’ll just ask Reggie.


  1. Gravatar Scott Fassett
    10.3.2008 ,
    at 6:51 pm

    Deach is kinda fugly.

    I’d hit paisy though.

    		  

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